Do you remember silly poems like these?
I went to the movies tomorrow,
And took a front seat in the back.
I fell from the floor to the balcony,
And broke a front bone in my back.
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
And tell you something I know nothing about...
Are there others you recall?